Best Dark Pick Up Lines UK

The best pickup lines are all about generating a fun, flirty atmosphere — and a bit of s##ual tension. A good pickup line can break the ice in a bar or club or help you meet someone new at an event.

And the best thing about them? They’re memorable!
Are you trying to think of a good pickup line? Keep these tips in mind.

Work the room. Not all pick up lines are great for every situation, so before you walk up to someone new, make sure they’re appropriate to the setting.

For example, if you’re at a wedding reception, a line like “Are you here with your husband?” is probably going to be less successful than “Didn’t I see you at the bar?” Avoid cheesy lines. You want your pickup lines to be memorable but not corny or cheesy.

List of Best Dark Funny Pick up lines

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection! 8)

I love you wildly, insanely, infinitely.

Are those Space Pants you’re wearing? ‘Cause they make your a## look out of this world!

Is your mum a baker? Cause you look good.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

YO GUYS I’M SO SMOOTH AND I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW IT
A pick up line your earth science teacher would be proud you told.
“What’s your angle of repose?”

“…What?”

“You know, how far do I have to bend you over until all your clothes fall off?”
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
i’m bored, send me funny pick up lines in my ask box

SEND ME CHEESY PICK-UP LINES, HURRY! My sister needs them
Are you a Facebook game? ‘Cause you’re the only candy I’d crush. ;D
You are so beautiful you give me wrackspurts

is it cheating if I’m having a sexy pick up line war with my boyfriend and I’m basically using tumblr for all of mine because I’m terrible at making these up
Lets have some fun cause everyone posts about how they are bored
“You are thick and deep like a good book..”
I want to turn every page gently and to know what you are about – eUë

Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
are you my wifi router because there is no connection between us goodbye

If you find yourself saying, “Hey, how do you like my hat/shirt/shoes?” it’s probably better to skip that line and try something else instead. Use humor.

Don’t take yourself too seriously if things don’t go as planned.
No one wants to talk with someone who takes rejection personally. Always have an opening line ready. It never hurts to have more than one handy just in case your first one.

“Did you know that there are more than 100 billion neurons in the average human brain? That means there are 100,000,000,000,000 connections. Which means that I could walk up to a random stranger and say ‘Pardon me, but have we met?’ and there’s a 100% chance they’d say ‘no.'”

You can turn my floppy disc into a hard drive.
You’re not my type, but we can still date. #SadbutTrue
Welcome to the dark side 🖤

“You might need a real man to show you that the good ones don’t always finish last.”
Do you have a mirror in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Welcome to the dark side. We have cookies 🍪

It’s a dark morning, but it will get light soon. Here’s to a great day.☀
Your number has been blocked. Call me.
Oh, you have a twin sister? No wonder I like you so much 😊

Hey baby am I the only one talking to myself here?

Let’s get these goods.
You must be the wind because no one makes me feel so giddy.

Where’s the weirdo that likes eggs?
causal pick up lines for your phone number. (LOL)

Going to the dark side? #MayTheDarkSidePicksWin

My kisses are addicting. Better stock up.
We know you deserve someone better than the rest. Someone funnier and more interesting. But we’re here if you want us 😉

It’s dark, but I can see you.

Could you be my valentine?You have a beautiful smile, If I saw it first then no one else could see it.
Someone’s thinking about you right now. They’re wondering how long it would take for you to fall asleep in their arms.

Wanna play hide and seek?

Ever done something, then had a really good laugh about it afterward? I have. 📱 :wink-face:
Let’s be friends.
You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

I know it’s not funny when you get hurt but when she left me, I was in tears. She just laughed and said: ‘What are you talking about? I was already dead!”
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play… See?? Are you paying attention yet?
Got a dark sense of humour? These jokes are for you, or just see what others have suggested. 😀👍

text me at 7pm asking if I wanna see a rom-com with you and the answer is always yes…because it’s time we finally got to have coffee☕😜
How’s my hair looking? Do you think I’m a 10 today?
You look like you could use a good cuddle. Want me to hold you tight? 🤗

If I told you that you have a great body would you hold it against me?
Wake up, little kitten, coffee’s ready!
Ready for the weekend? 📍: You

You always make my heart race.

Did a tiny ghost just run up your spine? Cause you’re the scariest thing I’ve ever seen 👻
If I must choose between breathing and loving you, I’ll hold my breath forever.

Wake your body and soul with this combination that’s sweet enough to eat—and we aren’t crazy about sweets. 😂
Are you a dark roast? Because I’d like to get to know you better.
Hey 😘 you seem like someone who loves #dark chocolate as much as I do 😎. Wanna have some fun together?

Hey honey, got plans for tonight? 😉
You must be a thief, cuz you stole my heart.
You made it this far. Look me in the eyes and say we’re not going to have the night of our lives.

I get you, because your beauty transcends this mortal plane. 😌
Just tap at it 😜 #SecretGem
“Did you know, strangers have the best candy?”

Well, that escalated quickly.
Shall I compare thee to a fall day with a crisp breeze, warm sun shining bright on colorful fall leaves?😎

Some people are ogres, but at least you have good aim. 😉

Say goodbye to dry skin for good.
Don’t be afraid to be a gentleman. Always treat others as you would like to be treated.
Everything is better in the dark. Turn off the lights and make a date night out of it

Hey girl. Wanna go for a ride? 😉
How much do you weigh? Cause you’re 6” and a half feet tall with me.
Let’s take this outside so I can stare at you while we’re not talking. 😉

Wanna make my weekend? You know what to do.
👋 Hey there, stranger.
you’re about to make me blush 😊

We used to be strangers, but now we’re two people who know way too much about each other.
We all have weird and awkward family stories. They’re the best.
pokes you should go to bed… it’s way past your bedtime. Goodnight, sweetheart. 🥳

To come home to you is my favorite part of the day.
Meet someone new without the awkwardness of a blind date.
“I bet you 80% of guys out there are jerks. You can count me in that 20%.”

We’re the bad boys of coffee. Come play with us.
As a friend, I’m rooting for ya…but as a woman, I can’t help but give you the side-eye. 😉
I know why Miss America smiles all the time — she’s just waiting for you to text her. ✔

It’s dark. You are alone. When I growl, you’ll know I’m here…
Let’s go to the dark side, together… ♥
I want to be your second half.

I’m counting down the days till you’re all mine 💚❤️
When I’m around you, time stops. Could it be that I’m falling for you?
Hey there. The name’s Vince. How would you like a Jelly Sleeve…with your coffee? 😜

Why do you have to be so cute?
You carrying all those tacos around is probably a sign from the taco gods that you need someone to help you eat them all 😍
You: you had me at black coffee, so dark it leaves no room for cream.

Me:I’m sorry are we talking about coffee?
You:I see what you did there!
I know what you’re browsing in the dark and it’s not ok

Some places are dark, but we still find a way to see each other.
Don’t be scared to strike up a conversation with that cute barista. We won’t judge — unless you make it weird.
Got a few minutes, lady? ‘Cause I’ve got a few moves all for you. ☺

You got that grind too, huh? Let’s Get down to Business…
Wanna come over and lick my pumpkin pie? #adulting
A perfect date for a movie and a late night hot cocoa

We’re not the biggest coffee on Highway 101, or the fastest coffee, we’re just the biggest in clientele and customer service.
How well do you know the night? The stars and their stories, the moon and its phases, the ancient rhythms of tides, winds and storms?
We’ve got a gift for you. It’s our Dark Roast Coffee ! The perfect expression of bold character and sweetness for anyone who loves a dark sense of humor.

What’s better than dating a bass player? *not using a bass pick 😀
Let’s go somewhere darker.
Your hair looks great today. I love that style, especially when you wear it like a girl 😉

Summer is coming….but I’m still single.
Don’t be a prick, because this pumpkin spice latte has your name on it. ☕☕🍫
I have the perfect spot to get coffee and let you ~see my cinnabuns~.

Let’s get this night started and hope it lasts forever.
You in?
Guys, let’s get some ice cream.

My love for you is like the ocean.
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I’ll give you a high five if you 5 star this pick up line ☺ . . . . . . . . #pickuplines #pickuperfection #witty #ish #funny #dark #friendship
Despite what Tinder says, girls love a bad boy who actually reads the books that are on her shelf. Oh, and the ones under it…”
Nothing turns me on more than the look of 👀 in your eyes when you get that next notification.

I don’t even want a drink, I just want the chance to sit down and photograph your face.
Hi can I be honest with you? You’re amazing and I’d love if you gave me a chance to chat. 💁
Hey, girl… I know this must be totally random, but we should talk.

You don’t look like my usual type, but then again I don’t know your usual type.
So, how do you like your coffee? ☕️
Make a move before the clock strikes 12. Go ahead, we’re waiting for you.

Just gimme a sec, baby. I gotta take care of something real quick. Oh, you mean right now?
You: “We should do dinner sometime” Me: “I really shouldn’t but… what the hell. I’m in. And it’s on you.”
Anybody up for -playing doctor?