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The best Twitter pick up lines are funny. They can also be a bit strange and random, but funny is the key here. The Twitter pick up line should be more than just a regular pick up line. It should be something that is short, sweet and maybe even a little funny.

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Trying to figure out how to start a conversation on Twitter can make you feel like you’re trying to get through a brick wall. There are ways around this. One of the ways is through the use of Twitter pick up lines that have been proven to work time and time again.

Twitter pick up lines are not only fun, but they can help you meet new people as well!

Here are some examples of Twitter pick up lines that have worked:

“Excuse me, I couldn’t help but notice your smile.”

“Do you happen to know what time it is? Because it’s exactly the right time for me to head over there and kiss you.”

“If I were a wifi signal, I would so be in love with you right now.”
“I’m not staring at you. I’m admiring the fact that God made this one perfect thing called “You.”

“I might not make much money, but judging by how hard my
“I think that we should go out on a date. If I don’t hear from you, I will assume that you are not interested and I will leave you alone forever.”

In my previous article On Humbaa.com, I shared a list of Dark pickup lines that will make you laugh. In this article, I will share the best pick-up line tweets that are designed to get you more followers on Twitter.

Trying to get more retweets and increase your followers? Try these pickup lines out for size!

Pick up lines are a standard part of dating culture. However, not all pick up lines are created equal. Some don’t work, while some backfire and make you look like a fool.

Trying to be witty or funny usually isn’t enough. You have to come up with a line that’s funny, but also something that can be posted on Twitter or Instagram without too much text. With this in mind, we’ve put together 50 of the best pick up lines for you to use on social media.

Picking up chicks on Twitter, yup that’s what I’m talking about.
Trying to be funny on Twitter and failing miserably is the best, you should see some of the nonsense people try to pass off as comedy. The video below is a perfect example.
So if you’re looking for a few good pick up lines for your next tweet, or even a date or two, why not check out the ten below?

They’re all pretty bad, but at least they’re better than trying to figure out how to use Twitter’s new block feature.

On first glance, the pick-up line seems like a relic of a bygone era. You can’t just walk up to a stranger in a bar and say “Hey baby, what’s your sign?” anymore; it’s pretty obvious that you’d get laughed at.

But don’t think that means that the pick-up line is dead. There are still plenty of ways to use them on Twitter.

When you’re looking for a way to break the ice with someone on Twitter, try sending one of these lines:

“Hey girl, we should hang out some time.”
“Your last tweet made me laugh out loud — we should meet up sometime.”

“I’ve been wanting to talk to you for awhile now. Will you go on a date with me?”
“I think I’m in love with your photos. When are you free?”
I saw your picture, and it was totally worth a thousand words.

I’ll be online all night. Let’s chat!
What’s your favorite book? Because you’re the only one I want to read right now.

I’ve got 1-ply i’ve got 2-ply but all i really want is your re-ply

you can’t spell quarantine without u r a q t
is that hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me
is your dad a preacher cause you’re a blessing

if i had a star for every time you brightened my day, i’d have a galaxy in my hand
are your eyes ikea because i’m lost in them
if you were a steak you’d be well done

are you being a ghost for halloween, or are you just my boo?
know what i’m going to be for halloween?
are you a volcano because i lava you

are you tuna sub spelt backwards because i wanna bus a nut
are you chapstick because you’re da balm
do you like reptiles because iguana be with you

are you australian because you meet all of my koalafications
do you like harry potter because i adumbledore you
i’m no photographer but i can picture us together

if i were an enzyme i’d be DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes
are you wifi because i’m feeling a connection
do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again

do you have 11 protons because you’re sodium fine
so do you have a name or can i call you mine
did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine cause you’re a snack

now that it’s october does that make you my boo?
if nothing lasts forever will you be my nothing
you have something on your a#s
my eyes

are you coffee because i’ve bean thinking about you a latte
are you my pinky toe because i’ll bang you on all my furniture
do you like cats because i’m feline a connection between us

know what’s on the menu? me-n-u
can i tie your shoes because i don’t want you falling for anyone else
are you italian because i want a pizza that a#s

“your hand looks heavy can i hold it for you”
are you from korea because i think you’re my seoul mate
can i sneak you into the movies because you’re a snack

call me shrek because i’m head ogre heels for you
are you a campfire because you’re hot and i want s’more
if you were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber

are you netflix because i could watch you for hours
are you a 90° angle because you’re looking right to me
my doctor says i’m lacking vitamin u

are you garbage because i want to take you out
are you a bank loan because you got my interest
are you a tower because eiffel for you

did you read dr seuss as a kid because green eggs and damn
do you like mexican because I’ll wrap you in my arms and make you my baerito
if you were a flower you’d be a damnnndelion

Are you from Holland? Because amsterdayyyuuumm.
Let’s be nothing because nothing lasts forever.
do you like yoga? cause yoganna love this d##k.

are you a banana because I find you a peeling
I will love you til a mute man tells his deaf friend about a blind man that saw a guy with no legs walking on water.
I’m sorry, I forgot your name. Can I just call you mine?

are you jewish because you israeli hot
Your body is 70% water and I’m thirsty.
Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

are you chocolate pudding because I want to spoon you
are you from Korea because I think you’re my Seoul mate
You’re kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.

if I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent… cause you never leave my mind.
boy: I want to be a super hero. guess what I want my name to be. girl: superman? batman? spiderman? boy: no, yourman.

Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u.

Are you my homework? Cause I’m not doing you but I definitely should be.
are you mexican because you’re my juan and only
is your name ariel because i think we mermaid for each other

did you read dr seuss as a kid because green eggs and damn
do you smoke pot because we@d be cute together
do you like star wars because yoda one for me

do you like cats because take meowt on a date
are you from starbucks because i like you a latte
do you like harry potter because i adumbledore you

do you like science cause i’ve got my ion you
if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple
Do you like pizza? Cause I want a pizza dat a@s.

If you were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber.
Baby you can call me Nemo, cause I’m never afraid to touch the bu@t.
Baby are you a beaver? Cause dam.

I’m sorry, I forgot your name. Can I just call you mine?
If you were a youtube ad, I wouldn’t skip.
I’d like to eat breakfast with you. Can I invite you to dinner?

If i asked you out on a date, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Wanna go on a date? Wanna maybe do dinner a movie then…Breakfast?

F##k me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
Hey girl, if you were a sunset I’d want to watch you go down on me.
Noticed the mistake in the latest music charts?
They forgot to list you in their hottest singles.

Practicing my prison Photos cause I’m About to steal your heart.
So, you’re not into casual s##? Fine, I’ll put on a tux and we’ll call it formal s##.
If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a gorgesaurus.

Hey are you an electron? Because I’m positive that we will get attracted to each other.
You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Oh hey girl, is it your birthday today? Got me confused with all that cake you got there.

Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.
I would say God bless you, but it looks like he already did.

Boy: my playlist is broken. Girl: what? How? Boy: it doesnt list you as the hottest single Smiling face with sunglasses

Men are trash so help the environment and pick me up?
Hey, you’re beautiful. Can I tell you that again next saturday over dinner?

My friends bet i can’t talk to the prettiest girl.
Wanna use their money to buy drinks?

Hey girl, wanna play hide and seek?
Her: Ok

You: Actually I can’t
Her: Why not?
You: Cause a girl like you is really hard to find 😉

If i asked you out on a date, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?
my doctor says i’m lacking vitamin u
do you smoke pot because weed be cute together.

You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.

99.9% Girls Fail To Give The Answer Of This Question. And Now Its Your Turn Whats Your Cell Number ?

Boys who grab your face with both hands when they kiss you win at pretty much everything

Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?
Hey, don’t frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.
I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.

In case you were wondering, you are everything to me.
Are you from India? Cause I’m trying to get In-di-a pants.
You are my the sun in my day, the moon in my night, the spring in my step, the beat in my heart, the love of my life.

Did you come out of an owl’s mouth? Because you are a hoot.

There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
Are you a drum set because I want to bang you.

Just a smile from you makes me fall in love with you all over again.
is your name ariel because i think we mermaid for each other
Yes, there are plenty of fish in the sea. But the problem is, I stopped fishing after I found you.

Are you related to Yoda? Cause yodalicious.
Shut up and sleep with me.
Are you the dub to my step? cause I wanna wub you

If I jumped on your back would you beat me off?
Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
I seriously just wanna cuddle up with you and watch old disney movies w/ hot chocolate and ignore life and everyone and everything.

You know what’s beautiful? Read the first word again.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you’ve got a@s ma.
Your smile is enough to make a dull day seem bright as sun.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Do me a favor and marry me.
Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you’re acute-y.
Twinkle twinkle little star, let’s have sex inside my car.
You’re hotter than Papa Bear’s porridge.
I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
I really want to kiss you right now.
What’s your sign? Is it please let me touch your a@s?
Mario is red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join and be my player
Do you think you could fall for me?
Love is, what you mean to me – and you mean everything.
With school, I just want an A. With you I just wanna F.
If home is where the heart is, then my home is with you.
You bring out the best in me.

Are you Michael Jackson? Because you make me wanna Beat It.
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.
Are you bored? Because I really want to nail you.
I would say God bless you, but it looks like he already did.
I sacrificed my dignity to come talk to you. The least you could do is say yes.
Nice virginity. Can I have it?
I heard you’re a player. Nice to meet you, I’m the coach.
I have a pen. You have a phone number. Think of the possibilities.
You’re single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.
You’d look good in my arms.
I have an X in my equation that U can replace.
You must be my new boss because you just gave me a raise.
If you were food, you’d definitely be a cutie pie.
My car has too much gas in it. You need to let me drive you home.
I’d liked to find out how many licks it takes to get to your center.
Are you Christmas? Because I wanna merry you!
Do you work at Taco Bell? Because you really spice up my night.
I can be in a room full of people, and you would still be the only person that can catch my eye.
You’re gorgeous, but you’d look better with me.
You’re my reason to give thanks.
I’d prefer you with the lights on.
I miss you more than the sun misses the sky at night.
Are you with AT&T? Because you got my bar raised.
I’m looking for someone to fill the position as my cuddle partner, would you like to apply?
Your eyes are as blue as the ocean and baby, I’m lost at sea.
Baby, you’re as hot as the bottom of my laptop.
You’re my biggest weakness.

You’re like Cheerios, you’re good for my heart.
Damn if being se@y was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
I never had a dream come true until the day that I found you.
Were you raised on a farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock
I’ve got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better f@@k, than any boy you’ll ever meet.
Call me Ariel, because I want to be a part of your world.
Are you a carbonated drink? Because you’re making me all bubbly on the inside.
Please tell your b@@bs not to stare at me
I was blinded by your beauty so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

Hey baby, I can tell we both love the same things; Me!
You’re pretty and I’m cute. Together, we’d be pretty cute.
We must have good pitch, because baby, you and I are so in tune.
I wish I was adenine so I could get paired with U.
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket? Because I’m diggin’ that a@s.
Girl, if we were countries, you’d be Turkey and I’d be Hungary.
Are those space pants you’re wearing? Because your a@s is out of this world.
Let’s play Mortal Combat because I want to finish you.
Let’s make a fraction; me on top of you.
That’s weird, I’ve never seen a princess out of her castle.
Can you be my Christmas present? Because i would like to unwrap you
We’re wearing the same color shirt. We should have se@.
Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
Good thing I brought my library card because I’m checking you out.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet a@s.
Help the homeless and take me home with you.
I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
I’ll kiss you in the rain so you get twice as wet.
I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.
Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
Let me just kiss you and tell you how much I love you.
If you think i am a big pain in the a@s, lets try different position.
Boys will break your heart. Real men will pick up the pieces.
Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.
Those clothes don’t suit you at all. It’s either a dress or nothing!
On a scale of 1-10, what’s your number?
I wish I could select all of your clothes and press delete.
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
You make me feel as dirty as my bathroom mirror.
Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!
You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
I waste all my time just thinking of you.
Are you a Snickers bar? Cause you satisfy me.
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
Nice bed. Can we break it?
Damn baby, are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
Apart from being s@xy, what do you do for a living?

I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!
My first name and your last name would sound great together.
You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
Excuse me, is there enough room in your pants for me?
Tell me about yourself, your dreams, your ambitions, your phone number.
If beauty were sunlight, you’d shine from a million light-years away.
Have you ever heard of princesses? Let me know if you ever want to be treated like one.
There’s something about you that just makes me want to have s@x with you all the time.
Where’s your favorite place in the world? Because mine is being right next to you.
I lost my vir###ity. Can I have yours?
Are you from Tennessee? Cause take off your pants.
You remind me of the movie “Scarface” cause I want you to say hello to my little friend.
What are the odds of you being in my favour?
You look nice, but you’d look even better in my bed.
Your body is like a speeding ticket in a construction zone… DOUBLE FINE!
Is it hot in here, or are your b@@bs just huge.
There are 206 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
You know what I like in a girl? My d##k.
There are so many things you can do with the human mouth… why waste it on talking?
This may seem corny, but you make me really h@@ny.
Are you made out of Copper and Tellurium? Because you’re CuTe.
Roses are red. Foxes are clever. I like your b##t, let me touch it forever.
I heard your ankles were having a party… want to invite your pants down?
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

Are you a beaver? Cause dam!
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King. You treat me right and I’ll do it your way.
So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
I have the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U.
You are the reason why men fall in love.
You must be the square root of two, because I feel irrational around you.
If I am able to rearrange the alphabet, I would put “U” and “I” together.
Why don’t we just have s@x and break this obvious se@u@l tension.
I wish I were Adenine because then I could get paired with U.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?
Whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away
I lost my shirt. Do you mind if I wrap your legs around me instead?
Screw Meth. Love is my drug.
I seem to have lost my underwear, can I see yours?
Call me if you want to know what true love really feels like.
I’ll make your panties drop harder than the bass at a dubstep show.
Excuse me, do you have raisins? How about a date?
I think I could make you very happy
I wish I was cross-eyed, so I could see you twice.
Can I buy you a drink? Or do you just want the money?
Why don’t you come over here, sit on my lap, and we’ll talk about the first thing that p@ps up?
Roses are red. Grass is green. I want to get in your bed if you know what I mean.
All those curves and me with no brakes.
A tweet from you is like a song from heaven!
Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?