Bold Instagram Captions 2020
• Many have a picture of me, few get a picture.
• If you didn’t get dirty, you didn’t play.
• Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.
• Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.
• If I were you, I would adore me.
• Why chase you when I’m the catch?
• This is who I am. Nobody said you had to like it.
• What if I told you, you can eat without posting on Instagram.
• Be savage, not average.
• Me? Weird? Bitch Please! I am a Limited Edition.
• I wasn’t lucky. I deserve it.
• I would like to confirm that I do not care.
• Classy, sassy and a bit smart sassy
• Oh, you’re dating my ex? Cool, I’m eating a sandwich…want those leftovers too?
• I wonder how many calories bitches burn by jumping to the conclusions.
• I don’t need a morning quote, just my coffee.
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Instagram captions for Best friend.
• I don’t know what it’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
• A best friend is someone who makes you laugh even when you think you’ll never smile again.
• Friends are like stars, you don’t always see them, but you know they’re there.
• I remember when my best friend was shy and quiet. I created a monster.
• Meet my partner in crime.
• Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
• I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in the light.
• Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain.
• It’s not something you learn in school. But if you haven’t learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven’t learned anything.
• In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
• Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
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Sassy captions for Instagram.
• There is no beauty without some strangeness.
• The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off.
• Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.
• The good things in life are better for you.
Life will go on; it doesn’t matter that you will be not its part.
• Be careful outside it’s raining shady bitches everywhere.
• My attitude, Oh! I got it from my mama.
I’d rather die my way than live yours.
• I’ve learned that you shouldn’t go through life with a catcher’s mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back.
• The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they.
• Life is way too short for bad vibes.
• Wait guys let me take a selfie.
• When nothing goes right, go left instead.
• My question to you is not about can you, it’s about will you.
• Dear, hating me will not make you beautiful.
• I just got back with the ex 360 back.
• Life is better when you’re laughing.
• Proof people that I can pose better than you.
• Don’t let your eyes blind seeing my beauty.
• Classy is when a woman has everything but doesn’t show off.
• I’m born beautiful.
• I am having a syndrome of a down.
• I know I have everything that you want, but sorry not available.
• Let’s wait and just start as strangers.
• When you take a selfie and your hairs look perfect but not your face.
• Why not take a selfie when you are feeling good and fresh today.
• When you can’t find the sunshine, be the sunshine.
• Just because you didn’t sleep does not mean that you should stop dreaming.
• I find strength in pain.
• Keep calm and take selfies.
• Be like a sea, wild, free and beautiful.
• Stop being a zombie. Find something that you’re excited about in your life; otherwise, you’re just walking dead.
• I live my life always being classy, never trashy, and I am little sassy as well.
• One of the best mistake done is never repeat and never cry for the same problem.
• They told me I couldn’t. That’s why I did.
• Grow through what you go through.
• What do you think google is a boy or a girl, I think it’s a girl because it never ends giving suggestions of other ideas.
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• These are the days we live for.
Somethings look very good in dreams.
Focus on the Good.
• I’m headed to space with the rest of the stars.
• Warning – You might fall in love with me.
Savage captions for Instagram.
• Obviously, girls run the world.
• Sorry, can’t come to the phone right now, but I’m sure we can work something out.
• I do good but I am not an angel. I do sin, but I am not a devil.
• My prince is not coming on a white horse… he’s obviously riding a turtle somewhere, really confused.
• Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness.
• I´m sexy and I know it!
• Judge me when you become perfect.
• The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – it’s all that matters.
• Don’t Study me. You won’t Graduate!
• I’d rather laugh with the sinners.
• There is no beauty without some strangeness.
• I’m not always savage. Sometimes, I’m sleeping.
• I’d rather die my way than live yours.
• A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug.
• Me? Weird? B*tch Please! I am a Limited Edition.
• Throw sass around like confetti.
• I’m headed to space with the rest of the stars.
• If I was Sassy, I would have a good Instagram caption.
• You can never plan the future by the past.
• Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.
• An apple a day keeps everyone away. If you throw it hard enough.
• I love the sound you make when you shut up.
• Just because you didn’t sleep does not mean that you should stop dreaming.
• I don’t follow others, I only follow my orders bc I Guaranteed, I can blow your mind.
• I had fun once, it was horrible.
• I could have been all you need.
• Handful simply means a lot of great
qualities all in one.
• I’m free – I’m free, An’ I’m waiting for you to follow me.
• Life isn’t perfect but your outfit can be.
• I haven’t changed. I grew up. Maybe you should give it a try sometime.
• Sometimes, I’m both the beauty and the beast.
• The good things in life are better for you.
• A woman knows what is best for her either by intuition or instinct.
• Spread love as thick as you would love Nutella.
•She’s mad, but she’s magic.
•Be-YOU-tiful!
Attitude captions for Instagram.
• Your hair is 90% of your selfie.
• ETC. End of Thinking Capacity.
• Role models that look like supermodels.
• I live my life always being classy, never trashy, and I am little sassy as well.
• If you have something about yourself that’s different, you’re lucky. It’s not a curse.
• The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off.
• I do a thing called what I want.
• Darling, I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream.
• Why chase you when I’m the catch.
• Sometimes I wish I could be you, so I could be friends with me!
• Make difficulty look easy. Make impossible look cute.
• Kill them with success and bury them with a smile.
• Hey don’t copy me, you will not pass.
• I’m sassy, even though I hate that word! I’m sensitive and cry really easily.
• I am a hot dude with a cool attitude.
• A sass a day keeps the basics away.
• I’m not mad you told all my friends I’m a psycho. They’re my friends, they already know.
• Tell him boy bye.
• Everyone said I could be anything. So I became Sexy!
• Because one accepts oneself, the whole world accepts him or her.
• Life goes on, with or without you.
Quarantine captions for Instagram.
• I am tired of being a part of a major historical event.
• License to chill.
• Roses are red, oceans are blue, this is me in isolation, how about you?
• What day is it?
• In case you lost track, today is May 67th.
• Honestly, I’ve been social-distancing myself for years.
• Let’s be honest, social distancing from certain people has been nice.
• In iso-lationship.
• I miss those days when ‘Corona’ was just a beer.
• If Corona doesn’t take you out? Can I?
• It’s like weekend, over and over again!
• Wake me up when we can travel again.
• Dressed to chill.
• I’m traveling to my kitchen today, What about you?
• This must be the art of not doing anything at all.
• It’s so hard to care when you’re this relaxed.
• Chilling so hard, it is stressing me out. On my 27th Quarantine.
• I already ate all my Quarantine snacks!
• This episode of Black Mirror sucks.
• I need to practice social-distancing from my fridge.
• Stay home. Save lives.
• Please replace ” Are you still watching” feature with ” Are you sure you want to eat that?
• In pyjamas, all day, every day.
• Remember when we used to go out? That sh*t was mad fun.
• Still looking cute and slaying it in quarantine.
• Living my Quaran-teen life.
• Things I learned during quarantine: – I love touching my face.
• We have gone from a table for 4 to 4 different tables.
• Can’t deal with being away from my friends for this long.
• I’m not dreaming of beaches…you are!
Nostalgic captions for Instagram.
• I Fueled by sarcasm, caffeine & classy thoughts.
• What I learnt since I joined social media is, I am not as messed up as I thought I was! I am not weird….
• You laugh at me because I am different.
•Maturity is knowing when and where to be IMMATURE!
• Life isn’t about finding yourself it’s about CREATING yourself.
• I am blessed with a funny gene that makes me live and enjoy life to the fullest.
• I don’t have more than one personality. I am exactly what I am.
• I am not and I will never be ashamed of who I am. Is it wrong to be amazingly unique am busy being me?
• If Nobody is perfect, then I am Nobody.
• All I got right now is DREAMS.
• Everybody has got some addiction; mine is SUCCESS.
• I am my own experiment, My own piece of art.
• You love me? Great!! Do you hate me? Even Better.
• I don’t care what you think of me until you think “I am amazing.”
• I can change the world with my smile.
• I am authentically an alright kinda person
It takes only $0 to be kind.
• Please don’t say ‘she’s Weird and psycho’, I know it already.
• Stop following me, I don’t even know where I am going.
• I think you are hot too, you’re permitted to follow me, let’s start!
• I’m busy, You can do something useful with your life too.
Cute captions for Instagram.
• You have stolen a pizza my heart.
• How to get a beach body: go to the beach. Done.
• Like hashtags because they look like a waffle.
• Friday, my second favourite F word.
• I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.
• “It’s been a long week.” – me, in the middle of Tuesday.
• I donute understand your puns.
• Abracadabra! Nope, you’re still a bitch.
• I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
• I need a six-month vacation, twice a year.
•I woke up like this” -said no one ever except for Beyonce and maybe a handful of models.
Best Instagram Bio’s
• It got a little crazy on the first night. So I have to do you better than the first time.
• Go ahead. Laugh, love, cry. Do whatever it takes to make you feel alive. I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
• I will win not immediately, but Definitely.
Proof people that I can pose better than you.
Confidence level: selfie with no filter.
• One of the best mistake done is never repeat and never cry for the same problem.
I’m the reason I smile every day.
• My attitude, Oh! I got it from my mama.
•One kiss is all you need to fall in love with me.
• My question to you is not about can you, it’s about will you.
• I am the one who can give you surprises and shocks at the same.
• Stop being a zombie. Find something that you’re excited about in your life; otherwise, you’re just walking dead.
• Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?
•The way you speak to yourself matters, a lot.
• I am having a syndrome of a down.
• Start from changing your thoughts and end with changing your life.
• Why fit in when you were born to stand out?
• Don’t confuse my personality and my attitude. My personality is who I am. But my attitude? That depends on YOU.
• You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.
• Reality called, so I hung up.
• Wait guys let me take a selfie.
• Fashion is not necessarily about labels. It’s not about brands. It’s about something else that comes from within you”.
• “Why to change? Everyone has their own style. When you have found it, you should stick to it”.
• “Never use the word “cheap”. Today everybody can look chic in inexpensive clothes (the rich buy them too). There is good clothing design on every level today. You can be the chicest thing in the world in a T-shirt and jeans — it’s up to you.”
• “Fashion is not simply a matter of clothes. Fashion is in the air, born upon the wind. One intuits it. It is in the sky and on the road.”
• “There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don’t need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.”
• “My definition of beauty is strength and personality.”
• “A woman’s perfume tells more about her than her handwriting. ”
• “Some people dream of having a big swimming pool. With me, its closets.”
• “One is never over-dressed or underdressed with a Little Black Dress.”
• “What is comfortable fashion? To be comfortable, that can’t be in the vocabulary of fashion. If you want to be comfortable, stay home in your pyjamas.”
•“Fashion is not something that exists in dresses only. Fashion is in the sky, in the street, fashion has to do with ideas, the way we live, what is happening.”
• “Life is a party. Dress like it”
• “Style is very personal. It has nothing to do with fashion. Fashion is over quickly. Style is forever.”
• “Fashion passes, style remains.”
• “Happiness is the secret to all beauty. There is no beauty without happiness.”
•“A respectable appearance is sufficient to make people more interested in your soul”.
• “The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes because that is the doorway to her heart”
• “My style is not that big. I wear heels, tight pants, and I wear diamonds.”
• “Attitude is everything.”
• “Elegance is the only beauty that never fades.”
• “I love classic beauty. It’s an idea of beauty with no standard.”
• “Dress shabbily and they remember the dress; dress impeccably and they remember the woman.”
• “There is a shade of red for every woman”
• “Make me a fragrance that smells like love.”
• “Character. Intelligence. Strength. Style. That makes beautiful”
“Fashion is a language that creates itself in clothes to interpret reality.”
“Makeup can only make you look pretty on the outside but it doesn’t help if you are ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the makeup”.
