Letterkenny Quotes 2021

Stunning Letterkenny Quotes About Small-Town Life, Love, Farming and Hockey

Letterkenny is a popular comedy series. Letterkenny is basically a small community in rural Canada. You can read more about it on Wikipedia.

Funny Letterkenny quotes

These are some of the best funny Letterkenny quotes. Enjoy yourself.

“We need backup, boys.” — Jonesy

“Tim’s, McDonald’s, and the beer store are all closed on Christmas Day. And that’s your whole world right there.” — Wayne

“Hard no.” — Wayne

“You knew your pal had come into money when he started throwing out perfectly good pistachios like he was above cracking ‘em open with a box cutter like the rest of us.”  — Daryl

“Oh, come on, kitten. I won’t tell anyone.” — Wayne

“Your Sister’s Hot, Wayne! There I Said It! I Said It! I Regret Nothing! I Regret Nothing!”

“Yeah. Oh, hey, look at you, ground.” — Squirrelly Dan

“Vomit On Your Mom’s Spaghetti, Or Whatever That Talking Singer Says.”

“Oh, get off the cross, we need the wood.” — Wayne

“Jonesy, Your Life Is So Pathetic I Get A Charity Tax Break Just By Hanging Around You!”

 “Nice onesie. Does it come in men’s? — Jonesy

“If You Gotta Problem With Canada Gooses, You Gotta Problem With Me And I Suggest You Let That One Marinate.”

“If you have a problem with the majestic Canadian Goose, then you have a problem with me.” — Wayne

“I See The Muscle Shirt Came Today. Muscles Coming Tomorrow?”

 “…I’m too fat to run.” — Squirrelly Dan

“You’d best be preparin’ for a Donny Brook if you think I’m going to that super soft birthday party of yours.” — Wayne

15 Funniest Quotes From Letterkenny quotes for every day use

“Not my pig, not my farm.” — Wayne

“And I suggest you let that one marinate.” — Wayne

“We need backup, boys.” — Jonesy

 “Seeing as this is most certainly a one-off event and not a tradition that also falls on some made-up holiday that I couldn’t give a cats queef about, I’m out. There’s happiness calling my name from the bottom of a bottle of Puppers.” — Wayne

“Pitter-Patter.”

“Oh, c’mon, where’s your jam, bud?” —Reilly

“Let’s go easy over there, Squirrelly Dan.” — Wayne

 “Pitter-patter, let’s get at ‘er.” — Everyone

 “Not my pig, not my farm.” — Wayne

“Your Sister’s Hot, Wayne! There I Said It! I Said It! I Regret Nothing! I Regret Nothing!”

“Where’s the sacrifice?” — Jonesy

“Vomit On Your Mom’s Spaghetti, Or Whatever That Talking Singer Says.”

“That was well brought up. Too bad you weren’t.” — Katy

“Figure it out!” — Everyone

“Jonesy, Your Life Is So Pathetic I Get A Charity Tax Break Just By Hanging Around You!”

“It’s like algebra… why you gotta put numbers and letters together? Why can’t you just go [expletive] yourself?”


“I Could Watch Kids Fall Off Bikes All Day.”

“And I suggest you let that one marinate.”

“Figure It Out.”

”Well, there’s nothing better than a fart. Except kids falling off bikes, maybe.”

“Your Mom Just Liked My Instagram Post From Two Years Ago In Puerta Vallarta.”

Awkward Letterkenny quotes

“Wish you weren’t so [expletive] awkward, bud.”

“You stopped toe curlin’ in the hot tub ‘cause you heard sperms stay alive in there and you’ve seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enough times to know how that story ends.”

“You’re pretty good at wrestling there, Katy, and that’s what I appreciate about you.” – Squirrelly Dan

“Tim’s, McDonald’s, and the beer store are all closed on Christmas Day. And that’s your whole world right there.”

 “It’s Pertnear Time To Tune Into Letterkenny, So Be Sure To Set Yer Dials.” – Letterkenny

“You look like a 12-year-old Dutch girl.”

“I am willing to give 69% of my company to a partner, why 69%? Both sides benefit!. Good Enough!” – Gail

 “His Girlfriend Was Going Out Of Town So She Tooted The Horn One More Time Before She Left.” – Letterkenny

“If you have a problem with the majestic Canadian Goose, then you have a problem with me.”

“Do you know what, I don’t want you to kiss and tell, that’s impolite…. but I am kind of curious.” – Shoresy

“You wish there was a pied piper for possums. But there isn’t, so you’re just gonna have to keep picking ‘em off with a .22.”

“You’re made of spare parts, aren’t you, bud?”

“You’re a cup of baby carrots, ya fucking asshole.” – Wayne

. “You’d best be preparin’ for a donnybrook if you think I’m going to that super soft birthday party of yours.”

“Your sister’s lasagna gave everyone the scoots for weeks up in here.” – Gail

“You know not to be impolite but sometimes a gal will do some kissing on the ears. Which makes me uncomfortable because even though I clean my ears, sometimes a tater will just roll out of there unexpected.”

“The world needs less Facebook and more Face-to-Face!” – Wayne

“Oh, I got so much time for sushi.”

 “You Were A Sniper In That Game Today And… Do You See That Sniper At 3 O’clock?” – Letterkenny

“There’s something really pervy about that word ‘taste.’”

“Then I’d have to put my wine down.” – Marie-Fred

“You lose a lot of heat in the neck.”

“I’m so upset about my perennials.” 

 “The bottom inch of a beer bottle is 50% spit” 

“A smoke and a beer go together like a piss and a fart.” 

“Boulevard of broken dreams!” 

Letterkenny quotes from Shoresy

 “You wanna come to a super soft birthday party?” 

“Jonesy your life is so pathetic I get a charity tax break just by hanging around you.”

“Do you know what, I don’t want you to kiss and tell, that’s impolite…. but I am kind of curious.”

“Got any more of that electric lettuce? These darts aren’t doing it.” 

More Letterkenny Quotes

“Look if you are coming, come correct.”

“Your sister’s lasagna gave everyone the scoots for weeks up in here.”

“I need to give you one more chance to retract, no questions asked. Before this conversation becomes a confrontation.”

I need to give you one more chance to retract, no questions asked. Before this conversation becomes a confrontation.

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