Sassy Instagram captions for boyfriends/girlfriends
Sassy Instagram captions for friends
1.It’s hard not to look right at me, baby❗👁️
2. You turned the page. 😏 I burned the book 🔥
3. if you introduce me to a good music or a movie, i’ll never forget you
4. i think i might be the saddest happy person and the meanest nicest person to ever exist
5. no offense but if someone is excited about something and you make them feel stubid for being excited about it, you are the worst type of person.
6. My music taste is too diverse for me to just put it on shuffle. i be getting lit one moment then crying the next.
7. honestly i dont even play an active role in my life anymore, stuff just happens and i’m like oh so we’re doing this now ok.
8. Here’s ma pretty face for y’all because you deserve the best. 💕
9. 𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞. 𝐈𝐭’𝐬 𝐦𝐞, 𝐈’𝐦 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞. 🖤
10. Good things take time. That‘s why I‘m always late. 👑
11. do you ever have one of those days where you’re just like wow..haha i ruin everything without trying.
12. “Kids call it swag, men call it class”
13. Just say good night and go .
14. You don’t worry ’bout fittin’ in when you custom made.
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15. I have one or two passwords for everything if you figure them out you could probably take over my life lmao
16. 99% ✨Angel✨ but damn that 1% …
17. I don‘t want any part-time people in my life.
18. sleeping in your own bed after being gone for a while is one of the most satisfying things in the world
19. I’m a kardashian and they’re all keeping up🎥✨
20. Life goes on, with or without you.
21. Someone : How are you doing? Me : (screams) fine 🙂
22. Putting my grades up for adoption because i cant raise them.
23. When Cardi B said, ” from the top, make it drop” my grades took it seriously.
24. Music just sound better in the car
25. That moment when you wanna cry bcoz of the academic pressure but dont have time bcoz of academic pressure.
26. Be a game changer , The world is already full of players 🔥❤️
27. Welcome to adulthood. you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store now.
28. Take me as i am.. or watch me as i go😌🤟🏻..
29. Them: do u look better in person or in pictures? me: listen, i’m funny
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30. I have one brain cell and i use it to overthink
31. I get easily distracted 🍫
32. Sorry if I left you on read… I didn’t mean to open it 💅
33. I want it all. The career. The love. The life.
34. my life is a romantic comedy except there’s no romance and it’s just me laughing at my own jokes.
35. I’m not rude . I just have the balls to say what everyone else is thinking
36. Dont like me? Fuck off!!! problem solved.
37. I’m not arguing.. I’m simply explaining why i’m right
38. you dont like me and still watch everything I do ?
39. I am ready to go riding on my horse now 🤣
40. Thinking is difficult that’s why most people judge
41. Never trust a girl👊🙎 Who bites a lollipop🍭😵
42. To change is to create oneself endlessly🧚♀️
43. I’m out of my mind… please leave a message
44. I’m really thankful i had a childhood before social media took over.
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45. Life is short and the world is wide so get out there and explore it.❤️🥵⚡
46. Throwing fertilizer at people so they row the hell up
47. Naturally introverted, selectively extroverted
48. 50 shades of dark circle under my eyes
49. I am well aware that I am rare✨
50. Sorry, i missed your call earlier, i was sitting in my bed with my phone in my hand watching it ring!