Fantasy Football Team Names

A good team name is the personality of your squad. The best fantasy football team names speak to your league’s history and culture, but also reflect your own interests.

Need ideas for an awesome, cool, clever, creative fantasy football team name? This is the place.

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The art of creating a fantasy football team name is rapidly losing its subtlety.

The days of simply calling your Gaseous Clumps squad the “Gaseous Clumps” are over. These days, you want to be as edgy as possible, and nothing is off-limits. In fact, the more politically incorrect your fantasy football team name is, the better.

We’re right there with you. And for that we have created a list of nine offensive fantasy football team names that will have your buddies rolling in the aisles (or cringing in disgust) before the season even starts.

When you’re gearing up for your fantasy football draft, it can be difficult to come up with a clever name for your team. Sure, you can go with something that describes your team or just sticks to the basics, but sometimes it’s fun to get a bit more creative and think outside the box.

Whether you’re looking for something that’s funny, cute, clever or dirty (or all of the above), we’ve compiled a list of over 150 ideas that are sure to please! We even included general categories to help you find the perfect name for your situation. Without further ado, here are some great team names for fantasy football:

I’m tired of the same old boring team names. I’ve got a million of these –

– He Who Must Not Be Named

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

The Lord of the Rings

The Two Towers

The Return of the King

Gandalf the Grey

Frodo Baggins

Samwise Gamgee

Arwen Evenstar

Galadriel Lady of Lórien

Legolas Greenleaf

Funny Fantasy Football Team Names

The Superb Owls

Murphy’s Lawyers

Remember the Titans

Kaepernick Swag

Gisele’s Bundchens

Mr. UGG Boots

Brady Gaga

The Brady Bunch

Call Me the Brees

No Romo

Mariota Had a Little Lamb

Super Mario-ta

The JPP Fireworks Incident

You Down With JPP?

Kung Suh Panda

Suh Girls, One Cup

Boy Named Suh

You Kaepernick the Future


Show Me Your TDs

Drake’s New Favorite Team

Sherman’s Last Rant

Teenage Mutant Ninja Bortles

80% Mental, 40% Physical

Laces Out

Show Me the Money

Big Ol’ Bortles

Hard Knocks Life

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Favre Dollar Footlong

Jones-ing For A Win

Flash Gordon

Gordon Lightfoot

Allen The Family

The Adams Family

An Equanimeous Divorce

O’Neal and Pray

Good As Golden

Mixon, Mix-off

Flacco Seagulls

Dak and Yellow

Nuthin’ But a Jimmy G Thang

Pimpin’ Ain’t Breezy

Kerryon My Wayward Son


JuJu Know What I’m Sayin’?

Diggs in a Blanket

The Mixon Administration

Mixon Match

Gore Values

Suh-and-a-Half Men

Suh-Tang Clan (Ain’t Nuthing Ta F Wit)

Kissing Cousins

Too Good to be Trubisky

Thor: Ragnow-Rock

Ingram Toenails

Clam Crowder

T.Y. Very Much

T.Y. Dolla $ign

Tate Misbehavin

I’ll Make You Jameis

All You Snead is Love

Bortles Service

Show Me Your TDs

Feel the Hurns

Tim the Tyrod Taylor

Taylor Park Boys

Martial Law

Absolutely Fabregas

Cesc and the City


Boom Chakalaka

Neville Wears Prada

Klopp’s and Robbers

No Weimann No Cry

Lord of the Ings

Guns ’N Moses

Kroos Control

Murder on Zidane’s floor

The Zarate Kid

Smack My Bilic Up

Pique Blinders

Baines on Toast

Blink-1 Eto’o

The Passion of the Cruyff

Egg Fried Reus

How I Met Your Mata

Ayew Being Served?

The Wizard of Ozil

Flying Without Ings

Benteke Fried Chicken

Show Me Da Mane

Game of Throw-ins

Ctrl Alt De Laet

Who Ate All Delays?

Lallana’s in Pyjamas

In Tyrod we Trust

Eastbound and Brown

We’re Allen this Together

It’s Von Like Donkey Kong

Turn Goff the Lights

Don’t Eli To My Face

Three Blind Guice


Tucker? I Hardly Know Her!

I Ain’t Lion

Lion Low

Fresh Kicks

Balls Out

The Not So Beautiful Game

The Commercial Breakers

Kings of The Couch

Cheerleader Boards

I Feel Tailgreat

Not Your Average Cricket League

The Humble Fumblers

The Friendzone

Indistinct Praying

The Locker Room Shockers

Mo’joe Mixon

Wide Right Click

Tight Isobars

Mondo. Overkill. Battalion

Waiting for Goedert

The Kardashian Future Husbands

Ruggs not Drugs

Love Hurts, Mooney Heals

Certified Lover Boyd

Powell To The People

Jake Fromm State Farm (Jake Fromm)

Haley’s Kmet (Cole Kmet)

Mixon It Up (Joe Mixon)

Brady Antebellum (Tom Brady)

Oh, Henry (Derrick Henry)

Donald Dak Prescott (Dak Prescott)

License to Khalil (Khalil Mack)

LaFell On Hard Times

Gateway Ruggs (Henry Ruggs III)

Forgive & Fournette

Keeping Up With The Jones (Aaron Jones)

Ain’t No Gaskin It

Kansas City Master Chiefs


Jeudy, Jeudy, Jeudy Rocking Everywhere (Jerry Jeudy)

Kmet the Frog (Cole Kmet)

The Real Slim Brady (Tom Brady)

Murray Up and Draft (Kyler Murray)

Taylor Made (Jonathan Taylor)

Dude looks like a Brady (Tom Brady)

Haha JK LOL (J.K. Dobbins)

Clyde And Go Seek (Clyde Edwards-Helaire)

McLaurin F1 (Terry McLaurin)

Don’t You Fournette About Me (Leonard Fournette)

Guns and Rosen (Josh Rosen)

Baskin Dobbins (J.K. Dobbins)

Mountain Drew (Drew Brees)

That’s Hilarious (Clyde Edwards-Helaire)

Dwayne Maskins (Dwayne Haskins)

Diggs in a Blanket (Stefon Diggs)

80% Mental, 40% Physical, 30% Luck

Brady Gaga (Tom Brady)

The More You Joe (Joe Burrow)

Junior Bacon Roethlisberger (Ben Roethlisberger)

Josh Jacobs Jingleheimer Schmidt


Lamarvel Cinematic Universe

Country Road, Take Mahomes

My Barkley is Louder Than My Bite

Baby Got Dak

Murray Up and Wait

It’s Always Darkest Before Deshaun

Zeke and Destroy

Here’s My Number, So Call Me Brady

Hooked on a Thielen

Breezy Like Sunday Morning

Fresh Prince of Helaire

Hot Chubb Time Machine

Dante’s Inferno

Aaron it Out

My Kupp Runneth Over

Little Big Town

Conner Among Thieves

Mixon It Up

Lights, Kamara, Action

Hurts So Good

Tua Legit Tua Quit

Hamler Time

Golladay Inn Express

Kenyan Stop Me From Scoring?

Jeudy, Jeudy, Jeudy

You Fant Touch This

Bad Mother Tucker

Is It Too Late to Say Amari?

You Play to Godwin the Game

Forgive and Fournette

Beats by DeAndre

Mayfield of Dreams

Can You Diggs It?

Sony Side Up

Le’Veon a Prayer

Knockin’ on Evans Door

Wentz, Twice — Three Times a Lady

Bad JuJu

All About That Bosa

In a Van Down by the Rivers

Ladies and Edelman

Deshaun of the Dead

Mr. Rodgers’ Neighborhood

Roethlisberger Helper

Saving Matt Ryan

Turn Your Head and Goff

Lamar the Merrier!

Quon Solo

Make America Gronk Again

Gronkey Kong

Party Like a Gronk Star

Acute Bronchitis

Happy Golladay’s

Mahomes Alone

All Barkley, All Bite

Baker’s Dozen

The Fabulous Baker Boy

Golden Tate Warriors

Watson In Your Wallet

What Can Brown Do For You?

Dalton Abbey

View From Lamar

Dak to the Future

Game of Jones

Golden Taint

All Barkley, No Bite (Saquon Barkley)

Kamara Shy

Dungy and Dragons (Tony Dungy)

Shake it Goff

Bringing Up the Grier

Null and Boyd

All I Do is Winston

The Sun Will Come Out, Kamara (Alvin Kamara)

Zeke Squad

Little Red Fournette

Kittle Corn (George Kittle)


Unsolicited Dak Pics

Lamar, Mr. Jackson if You’re Nasty

Hide & Zeke

Dalvin & the Chipmunks

Lord of the Rings

Chubby Chasers (Nick Chubb)

The Greatest Show on Paper

Pimpin Ain’t Breezy (Drew Brees)

No Punt Intended

Julio think you are? (Julio Jones)

Drew Lockdown (Drew Lock)

Watt Me Whip, Watt Me J.J. (J.J. Watt)

1.12 GigaWatts (T.J. Watt)

The Big Trubisky (Mitch Trubisky)

How I Metcalf Your Mother (DK Metcalf)

Ertz, Wentz, and Fire (Zach Ertz)

Tua Point Conversion (Tua Tagovailoa)

Dobbins is a Free Elf! (J.K. Dobbins)

Born Tua be Wild (Tua Tagovailoa)

My Boss Thinks I am Working


Judge Jeudy (Jerry Jeudy)

Washington Fantasy Football Team

Ketchup and Mostert (Raheem Mostert)

Aaron it Out (Aaron Rodgers)

Golladay Inn Express (Kenny Golladay)

Lamar the Merrier! (Lamar Jackson)

Make America Gronk Again (Rob Gronkowski)

In a Van Down by the Rivers (Philip Rivers)

Gronkey Kong (Rob Gronkowski)

Sherlock Mahomes (Patrick Mahomes)

My Kupp Runneth Over (Cooper Kupp)

No Diggity, No Doubt (Stefon Diggs)

Sony Side Up (Sony Michel)

Tua-nd a Half Men (Tua Tagovailoa)

(Tua Tagovailoa) One if by land, Tua if by sea 

(Odell Beckham Jr.) Bend it Like Beckham Jr.

Call of Jeudy: Modern Warfare (Jerry Jeudy)

Kalen Me Smalls (Kalen Ballage)

Godwin Bless America (Chris Godwin)

Fantasy Team (Noah Fant)

Livin’ On A Prater (Matt Prater)

Vaughn With the Wind (Ke’Shawn Vaughn)

King of the North (Aaron Rodgers)

Cops and Rodgers (Aaron Rodgers)

Electric Defence

Forgetting Terrace Marshall

Diggs Out for Harambe

CeeDeez Lungs

Attempted Koo

Covid Dakine

My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy

To the Windows; to the Waller

The Calm Before the Score

Friday Night Fights

Forte year old-virgin

Demaryius Targaryen

Lovin’ Ain’t Easley

Just Paytonic Friends

The Nickelbacks

Boyds II Men

The Stalemates

Points Per Prenup


Charlie MacDennis 2: Electric Boogaloo

Team Updog


If you’re looking for some ideas on coming up with a cool fantasy football team name, check out the links below. And with that, we leave you to the ideas and suggestions above. Good luck!

Don’t let the name fool you! We understand how important it is to select the right fantasy football team name.

With each name listed below, we provide a commentary which will provide our rationale for its inclusion in this list of the best fantasy football team names of 2022.

As with any other format, the best performing fantasy football team names are the ones that resonate and stick with the team owner.

That said, when you compare across teams within each year, it’s hard to ignore the difference between names that suggest a supportive atmosphere for fantasy owners and those that speak more to an adolescent sense of humor.

Of course, every drafted team name is a wishful expression from the heart.

The real question is whether owners are bringing these wishes to life through solid formations and coaching jobs or letting their egos do all the talking on the field.