Fantasy Football Team Names
A good team name is the personality of your squad. The best fantasy football team names speak to your league’s history and culture, but also reflect your own interests.
Need ideas for an awesome, cool, clever, creative fantasy football team name? This is the place.
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The art of creating a fantasy football team name is rapidly losing its subtlety.
The days of simply calling your Gaseous Clumps squad the “Gaseous Clumps” are over. These days, you want to be as edgy as possible, and nothing is off-limits. In fact, the more politically incorrect your fantasy football team name is, the better.
We’re right there with you. And for that we have created a list of nine offensive fantasy football team names that will have your buddies rolling in the aisles (or cringing in disgust) before the season even starts.
When you’re gearing up for your fantasy football draft, it can be difficult to come up with a clever name for your team. Sure, you can go with something that describes your team or just sticks to the basics, but sometimes it’s fun to get a bit more creative and think outside the box.
Whether you’re looking for something that’s funny, cute, clever or dirty (or all of the above), we’ve compiled a list of over 150 ideas that are sure to please! We even included general categories to help you find the perfect name for your situation. Without further ado, here are some great team names for fantasy football:
I’m tired of the same old boring team names. I’ve got a million of these –
– He Who Must Not Be Named
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
The Lord of the Rings
The Two Towers
The Return of the King
Gandalf the Grey
Frodo Baggins
Samwise Gamgee
Arwen Evenstar
Galadriel Lady of Lórien
Legolas Greenleaf
Funny Fantasy Football Team Names
The Superb Owls
Murphy’s Lawyers
Remember the Titans
Kaepernick Swag
Gisele’s Bundchens
Mr. UGG Boots
Brady Gaga
The Brady Bunch
Call Me the Brees
No Romo
Mariota Had a Little Lamb
Super Mario-ta
The JPP Fireworks Incident
You Down With JPP?
Kung Suh Panda
Suh Girls, One Cup
Boy Named Suh
You Kaepernick the Future
InstaJimmyGraham
Show Me Your TDs
Drake’s New Favorite Team
Sherman’s Last Rant
Teenage Mutant Ninja Bortles
80% Mental, 40% Physical
Laces Out
Show Me the Money
Big Ol’ Bortles
Hard Knocks Life
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Favre Dollar Footlong
Jones-ing For A Win
Flash Gordon
Gordon Lightfoot
Allen The Family
The Adams Family
An Equanimeous Divorce
O’Neal and Pray
Good As Golden
Mixon, Mix-off
Flacco Seagulls
Dak and Yellow
Nuthin’ But a Jimmy G Thang
Pimpin’ Ain’t Breezy
Kerryon My Wayward Son
MegaErtz
JuJu Know What I’m Sayin’?
Diggs in a Blanket
The Mixon Administration
Mixon Match
Gore Values
Suh-and-a-Half Men
Suh-Tang Clan (Ain’t Nuthing Ta F Wit)
Kissing Cousins
Too Good to be Trubisky
Thor: Ragnow-Rock
Ingram Toenails
Clam Crowder
T.Y. Very Much
T.Y. Dolla $ign
Tate Misbehavin
I’ll Make You Jameis
All You Snead is Love
Bortles Service
Show Me Your TDs
Feel the Hurns
Tim the Tyrod Taylor
Taylor Park Boys
Martial Law
Absolutely Fabregas
Cesc and the City
Balotelli-Tubbies
Boom Chakalaka
Neville Wears Prada
Klopp’s and Robbers
No Weimann No Cry
Lord of the Ings
Guns ’N Moses
Kroos Control
Murder on Zidane’s floor
The Zarate Kid
Smack My Bilic Up
Pique Blinders
Baines on Toast
Blink-1 Eto’o
The Passion of the Cruyff
Egg Fried Reus
How I Met Your Mata
Ayew Being Served?
The Wizard of Ozil
Flying Without Ings
Benteke Fried Chicken
Show Me Da Mane
Game of Throw-ins
Ctrl Alt De Laet
Who Ate All Delays?
Lallana’s in Pyjamas
In Tyrod we Trust
Eastbound and Brown
We’re Allen this Together
It’s Von Like Donkey Kong
Turn Goff the Lights
Don’t Eli To My Face
Three Blind Guice
Shake-N-Bakers
Tucker? I Hardly Know Her!
I Ain’t Lion
Lion Low
Fresh Kicks
Balls Out
The Not So Beautiful Game
The Commercial Breakers
Kings of The Couch
Cheerleader Boards
I Feel Tailgreat
Not Your Average Cricket League
The Humble Fumblers
The Friendzone
Indistinct Praying
The Locker Room Shockers
Mo’joe Mixon
Wide Right Click
Tight Isobars
Mondo. Overkill. Battalion
Waiting for Goedert
The Kardashian Future Husbands
Ruggs not Drugs
Love Hurts, Mooney Heals
Certified Lover Boyd
Powell To The People
Jake Fromm State Farm (Jake Fromm)
Haley’s Kmet (Cole Kmet)
Mixon It Up (Joe Mixon)
Brady Antebellum (Tom Brady)
Oh, Henry (Derrick Henry)
Donald Dak Prescott (Dak Prescott)
License to Khalil (Khalil Mack)
LaFell On Hard Times
Gateway Ruggs (Henry Ruggs III)
Forgive & Fournette
Keeping Up With The Jones (Aaron Jones)
Ain’t No Gaskin It
Kansas City Master Chiefs
Dolfan
Jeudy, Jeudy, Jeudy Rocking Everywhere (Jerry Jeudy)
Kmet the Frog (Cole Kmet)
The Real Slim Brady (Tom Brady)
Murray Up and Draft (Kyler Murray)
Taylor Made (Jonathan Taylor)
Dude looks like a Brady (Tom Brady)
Haha JK LOL (J.K. Dobbins)
Clyde And Go Seek (Clyde Edwards-Helaire)
McLaurin F1 (Terry McLaurin)
Don’t You Fournette About Me (Leonard Fournette)
Guns and Rosen (Josh Rosen)
Baskin Dobbins (J.K. Dobbins)
Mountain Drew (Drew Brees)
That’s Hilarious (Clyde Edwards-Helaire)
Dwayne Maskins (Dwayne Haskins)
Diggs in a Blanket (Stefon Diggs)
80% Mental, 40% Physical, 30% Luck
Brady Gaga (Tom Brady)
The More You Joe (Joe Burrow)
Junior Bacon Roethlisberger (Ben Roethlisberger)
Josh Jacobs Jingleheimer Schmidt
Run CMC
Lamarvel Cinematic Universe
Country Road, Take Mahomes
My Barkley is Louder Than My Bite
Baby Got Dak
Murray Up and Wait
It’s Always Darkest Before Deshaun
Zeke and Destroy
Here’s My Number, So Call Me Brady
Hooked on a Thielen
Breezy Like Sunday Morning
Fresh Prince of Helaire
Hot Chubb Time Machine
Dante’s Inferno
Aaron it Out
My Kupp Runneth Over
Little Big Town
Conner Among Thieves
Mixon It Up
Lights, Kamara, Action
Hurts So Good
Tua Legit Tua Quit
Hamler Time
Golladay Inn Express
Kenyan Stop Me From Scoring?
Jeudy, Jeudy, Jeudy
You Fant Touch This
Bad Mother Tucker
Is It Too Late to Say Amari?
You Play to Godwin the Game
Forgive and Fournette
Beats by DeAndre
Mayfield of Dreams
Can You Diggs It?
Sony Side Up
Le’Veon a Prayer
Knockin’ on Evans Door
Wentz, Twice — Three Times a Lady
Bad JuJu
All About That Bosa
In a Van Down by the Rivers
Ladies and Edelman
Deshaun of the Dead
Mr. Rodgers’ Neighborhood
Roethlisberger Helper
Saving Matt Ryan
Turn Your Head and Goff
Lamar the Merrier!
Quon Solo
Make America Gronk Again
Gronkey Kong
Party Like a Gronk Star
Acute Bronchitis
Happy Golladay’s
Mahomes Alone
All Barkley, All Bite
Baker’s Dozen
The Fabulous Baker Boy
Golden Tate Warriors
Watson In Your Wallet
What Can Brown Do For You?
Dalton Abbey
View From Lamar
Dak to the Future
Game of Jones
Golden Taint
All Barkley, No Bite (Saquon Barkley)
Kamara Shy
Dungy and Dragons (Tony Dungy)
Shake it Goff
Bringing Up the Grier
Null and Boyd
All I Do is Winston
The Sun Will Come Out, Kamara (Alvin Kamara)
Zeke Squad
Little Red Fournette
Kittle Corn (George Kittle)
Fournettecation
Unsolicited Dak Pics
Lamar, Mr. Jackson if You’re Nasty
Hide & Zeke
Dalvin & the Chipmunks
Lord of the Rings
Chubby Chasers (Nick Chubb)
The Greatest Show on Paper
Pimpin Ain’t Breezy (Drew Brees)
No Punt Intended
Julio think you are? (Julio Jones)
Drew Lockdown (Drew Lock)
Watt Me Whip, Watt Me J.J. (J.J. Watt)
1.12 GigaWatts (T.J. Watt)
The Big Trubisky (Mitch Trubisky)
How I Metcalf Your Mother (DK Metcalf)
Ertz, Wentz, and Fire (Zach Ertz)
Tua Point Conversion (Tua Tagovailoa)
Dobbins is a Free Elf! (J.K. Dobbins)
Born Tua be Wild (Tua Tagovailoa)
My Boss Thinks I am Working
Guarantee
Judge Jeudy (Jerry Jeudy)
Washington Fantasy Football Team
Ketchup and Mostert (Raheem Mostert)
Aaron it Out (Aaron Rodgers)
Golladay Inn Express (Kenny Golladay)
Lamar the Merrier! (Lamar Jackson)
Make America Gronk Again (Rob Gronkowski)
In a Van Down by the Rivers (Philip Rivers)
Gronkey Kong (Rob Gronkowski)
Sherlock Mahomes (Patrick Mahomes)
My Kupp Runneth Over (Cooper Kupp)
No Diggity, No Doubt (Stefon Diggs)
Sony Side Up (Sony Michel)
Tua-nd a Half Men (Tua Tagovailoa)
(Tua Tagovailoa) One if by land, Tua if by sea
(Odell Beckham Jr.) Bend it Like Beckham Jr.
Call of Jeudy: Modern Warfare (Jerry Jeudy)
Kalen Me Smalls (Kalen Ballage)
Godwin Bless America (Chris Godwin)
Fantasy Team (Noah Fant)
Livin’ On A Prater (Matt Prater)
Vaughn With the Wind (Ke’Shawn Vaughn)
King of the North (Aaron Rodgers)
Cops and Rodgers (Aaron Rodgers)
Electric Defence
Forgetting Terrace Marshall
Diggs Out for Harambe
CeeDeez Lungs
Attempted Koo
Covid Dakine
My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
To the Windows; to the Waller
The Calm Before the Score
Friday Night Fights
Forte year old-virgin
Demaryius Targaryen
Lovin’ Ain’t Easley
Just Paytonic Friends
The Nickelbacks
Boyds II Men
The Stalemates
Points Per Prenup
Shadynasty
Charlie MacDennis 2: Electric Boogaloo
Team Updog
Conclusion
If you’re looking for some ideas on coming up with a cool fantasy football team name, check out the links below. And with that, we leave you to the ideas and suggestions above. Good luck!
Don’t let the name fool you! We understand how important it is to select the right fantasy football team name.
With each name listed below, we provide a commentary which will provide our rationale for its inclusion in this list of the best fantasy football team names of 2022.
As with any other format, the best performing fantasy football team names are the ones that resonate and stick with the team owner.
That said, when you compare across teams within each year, it’s hard to ignore the difference between names that suggest a supportive atmosphere for fantasy owners and those that speak more to an adolescent sense of humor.
Of course, every drafted team name is a wishful expression from the heart.
The real question is whether owners are bringing these wishes to life through solid formations and coaching jobs or letting their egos do all the talking on the field.
